is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
