So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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