508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I cockslap morals
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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