Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I'm passing your future prison.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
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