So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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