can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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