i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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