Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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