So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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