google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Randomize
