pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Soap is not a condiment
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Terrible idea I love it
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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