next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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