everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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