i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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