brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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