in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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