never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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