Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I am in a vortex of obligation.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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