Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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