did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I want to make a zoo with you.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Randomize
