Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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