Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
