They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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