You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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