Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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