i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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