Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
If that was your dad, he is hot
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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