Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I am available for nakedness
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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