Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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