i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Randomize
