how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Randomize
