are you so shy because you have an std?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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