no you cant smoke seaweed
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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