I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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