He is such a slut. More and more my type.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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