What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize
