remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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