I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Pooping to opera.
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