do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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