On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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