tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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