Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
