kristin has been a bad kristin
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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