Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
one two three fourrrrnication!
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
