Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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