I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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