i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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