if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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