YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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