My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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