Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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