It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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