Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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