that's an acceptable place to lick
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Floor bacon is actually really good
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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